Tales From The Wingless Cafe 1999

Table of Contents

• WING9901.HTM
  ----ac, ping, brendo, poog, Sharky: WB's Frame-rate..Unrealistic. bombom, mike: "There's Trouble Brewing in Kiev." Toad: Happy New Year From Dewey, SCrewum & Howe. egilin, deft: What did you do in the Warbird Daddy? Part 3. CORN, ac, others: New IMOL Employee. tone, others: Announcing the TOTALLY FREE "Horizontal Arena." Toad, Kergan, Jokr, Bombom, Bino: "A God Appeareth" (A Wingless Story). Bombom: "Daydreaming." Toad, others: "Remotely Possible." Toad: "Turpid Torpedos." Lugnut: Attention All "SixView-Nazis"!! ac, bombom, Egilen: I Wish I Had It So Good. zooom, others: TBF-Avenger - What's up with this dog! ik, others: -ik-'s top 5 reason list to not fly the Spit. burbank" A Short Story From Pointblank. Six pk: "Early morning in the Mediterranean." Deft, others: Drunk Abuse. Gazoo, others: Top 5 reasons not to fly the 109! Dancer, Milorg: "Stupid Plane Tricks" URL. Moose, ik, others: The P-39 and the M4 37mm. Kats, others: Battle of Britain, a war story. Bino, Toad, others: "FLAME ON!" (a Wingless Story) Toad, DocDoom, others: "Law and Order" (a Wingless Story) (and the GrossenstormenstompenouchenGruppe thread) lapwin, Toad: Shoot a V-1, or slap her on the back. DocDoom: Don't Get Me Started. snpr, others: Survey--Who's still here from the 1995 Beta? Manx, others: Collective nouns anyone? (great thread) Bombom: Daydreaming. wulfer, others: Don't say this on channel 100. Dixie: "Dixie Enters The Wingless" (a Wingless story)

• WING9902.HTM
  Starre: "A Pair of Unwanted Guests." EK: "The Gods are coming. Part I." Firefox, mako, DocDoom: "Mercinary for Hire." Toad, Daff, EK, pzvg: Maintenance Rules. Jokr, others:: "Future versions: Complaints." Spitboy, others: B&Z and the red tailed hawk. EK, Toad, DocDoom, burbank, Kergan: "The Gods are coming. Part III." EK, Jokr: "The Gods are coming. Part IV." Toad. Dixie, Kergan, Bino, Jokr, epee, blk: "Political Correctness at the Wingless Cafe." Toad, Starre, Bino: "Aviation 101." Wulfer, Milorg, bodman: So which of you put the curse on me? EK: "A day at the trainers." Bino, others: What was your worst humliation in a Scenario? Bino: "The Fickle Lover" (a pome).

• WING9903.HTM
  Avin: tone's DoD post. retnuh, others: You Know U Play Too Much Warbirds When..??? timber, lb, Kergan, Havloc, Bino, DocDoom: "What's on the Menu?" Dekker, Toad, Bino, tbyrd, rfa: SL#108: Operations???? - Frame 1. epee, EK, Starre, lb: "Hello, anybody home?" timber, DocDoom, Starre, mako, Toad, Havloc, EK, Carrot, Bino, Jokr: "Private Breakfast." Sludge, others: Truly, what is a dweeb? (and Ninja's work in progress: "Never Ending Guide.") ----ac, Carrot, Toad, Iceman, Snail: "It be a zepplin Arrrr!" timber: "Mercy Run." Iceman, Toad, Dixie, nopoop, Carrot: "Iceman enters the Cafe." ----ac, Lizking: "The *Real* Story." Bloo: Tone's Ode to the Airacobra (a pome). Bloo: My Task Force (a song). Bloo: Ode Upon A Voice in Flight (a pome). Bloo: Ode Upon a Light Beacon (a pome). Bloo: "Special Delivery." Carrot, Bloo: Something old, something new (a pome). Bloo (et al): Haiku for GunJam. bnz, Yak, jman, Val_DoD, Wicked, Havloc, Rolo, bossan, Hedu: Rumor in main arena??? Iceman: A rock and a Hard Place. timber, Toad, Jokr, DocDoom, Dixie, bossan, Starre: "A Stiff One." Hedu, bmjk, keiun, Baxl, DingerX, wily, nrts, Kergan, whwk: A haiku for my favorite plane. Yak, others: What is the origin of the word "furball"? Toad, others: Trojan Warning.

• WING9904.HTM
  jochen et al: I'm Going Slightly Mad. Toad, bossan, timber: "Toad the Gambler" Toad et al: Battle of Trafalgar. Carrot et al: "Thunder Downunder." Carrie, Toad, Bino, Jokr: "A Spy in the House of Frog" Iceman: Death of a Ball Turret Gunner. lb, Toad, Bino: "Drink Please!" Kergan et al: "A Plea to IMOL" (Wingless Tale) Jokr: "The Black Cube Episode" fltp, Dingoe, keiun: "Skeet Shooting" Toad, Jokr, Carrie, Bino, Epee: "Balkan History 101" Holst FT: "Writer's (Chopping) Block" Hobo: "The Day That IMOL Died" (a song) Hobo, epee, Toad, Bino, Jokr, bossan, timber, Bozola, Lugnut: "First Time Caller, Long time Listener" Carrot: "Dust in the Air" Rebel et al: 2.6 IS HERE! (a troll) Gryf et al: You might be a redneck Warbirder if ... Toad et al: Enemy Propaganda. Frog, Toad, epee, bossan: "Where Am I?" Havloc: "Elepant gun" rfa: FAA supplement to "High Flight" N911bc et al: "When am I?" EK: Gossip. Bino, Havloc, Toad, Snail, EK, Jokr: "Eat, Drink, And Be Merry..." Lugnut: "Heard It Down In Grapevine" (a song) Stiglr: "My Warbirds Was Gone" (a song) EK: More Gossip. Dekker et al: on Playing EverQuest. Ronin: "First, Not Last" byheck: Promotion Party. bodman: "A single tree in the forest." Kergan, Toad: "The Day That Warbirds Died" (a song) EK: More Wingless News: WB Anniversary Ball. Hobo et al: Message to Argo (accompanied by much begging). Toad: "Or We'll Shoot This Puppy" Yeager: Doomsayers.. get A GRIP! (w/Toad's Nostradamus translations) Wsty et al: New online air-air concept (Bird Sim).

• WING9905.HTM
  Snail, DocDoom: "It's a quarter to three.." ac: "Warbirdiaquest Online!" EK: "We gonna keep on being gloomy?" DocDoom, Toad, Carrot, mech, bossan, havloc,lizking, ac, scrump, jokr, carrie, more: Funny "D'oh" Moments. LizKing, bossan: "Allied HQ-New Guinea." Bozola, Toad: "Toad & Fritz-X go fishing." Toad, Bino, Ronin, Daff: "Big Bullets." Switlik: "Quarter to Four." ac, others: Legal Issues in Warbirds. Toad: "Identify This Aircraft!" krod: "Down and Out in the Med Area." burbank, others: Toad's Luftwaffe adventures - "the V4." Stiglr: "Hey, Jules" (a song) k2, others: Dogfighter Haiku. (to include Tone's 558-line haiku) EK: The way to go, or where we are? Yak: "Bring Out Yer Dead." Havloc: "Warn breezes blowing." -bmbm-: "Lottery, Wingless Style." Toad: Dating Rules. Toad: "Version Control." Bombom, Toad: "Fokke-Wolf." Hobo, MANY others: Hall of Fame - Vulchers. DocDoom: "Bart Simpson was here." Dins, others: Dweebs Anonymous.

• WING9906.HTM
  Toad: Sims Down Under. wulf, others: Hey teufel! [JG 14 Entrance Exam] ton: WBML. Toad, Jokr, bossan: "Countries." DuneFT: Explanation of Spitfire I guns. zDom, others: on Board Posting (or "How to Become a Member Without Even Trying") Roland, others: Really lame: witch hunts. Teufel, others: You know you're a WarBirds dweeb when... Toad, Jokr, Bino, Lugnut, Hat Trick, bossan: "At The Summit." Hat Trick, others: Why Don't More People Read The Wingless Cafe? [monumental flame fest and Snake bashing] bodman: "Nice Ears." byheck, carrie, others: byheck's Basic Survival Kit! Hat Trick, EK: "On a cold and grey rainy July Morning." Jokr: "Bring on the engineers!" GunsGG, others: "Let's liven things up" Ram1, Toad, Carrot, others: HA -- New Guinea Terrain coming. Juve, Firefox, carrie, Toad, Jokr, others: Grand Opening Juve's BBQ bar and grill.

• WING9907.HTM
  Hat Trick, carrie, others: On locked posts. ik: A funny story by Starre. carrie, DuneFT: "Hey! What's with all the suits?" whwk: Serenity Prayer with a twist. Iceman, Toad. peterd, bossan: "The Wingless... Empty!?!" Carrot: "Here be Dragons." Carrie, many others: Warbirds Recipe Book? DuneFT, Iceman, Toad: "Wingless (and AGW) is Open Again!!!" epee, Hat Trick: "A Meeting of the Warbirds Gun Club." vadr: "To the Guns." ac: Warnings on Subjects please? fergus: "Somewhere on Honolulu."

• WING9908.HTM
  \ Switlick: "Vulched!" Vadr, ferret: "To The Guns" DocDoom: Those are the Cons of our Lives (AA Report, WB Con) Wicked: PS Con, it's all coming back now... DocDoom, others: The farewell tour in your neigbourhood. Toad: "Debbie's Farewell to Doc"

• WING9909.HTM
  Toad, Bino, Jokr, Havloc, bossan, Lugnut, Dinger: "Toad Walks To His Plane." DocDoom: Scavenger's "I Go Diving Down" classic from Aiw Wawwiow 1993. maa et al: Best War Movie Quotes. Lugnut: on Hotseat's tweaking 2.73 BETA. Sascha: Kiss your liver goodbye. thrax: Woof! Bark! Donkey! (and other madness, disintegrating into Monty Python) Aanvil: "From Imperial Army Signal Corps, Rabaul" DuneFT: The Psalm of Dune. Jokr, Toad: "Dear Diary" keiun: "No happy hours at the Wingless" bossan: "I Can't Get It Up" funked: ROFL (on monkeys). Iceman: New Position Opening Up (with pilot responses).

• WING9910.HTM
  DocDoom et al: Definitely off topic (on cars, beer, more) Doc's new wheels? Hobo: Aviation 101: On The Ligher Side. DocDoom et al: DocDoom Vanishes .. time machine news. DocDoom: "Oops!" Alien Abduction? Toad: "Alien Abduction!" Recc, Lemsko, Toad: SL 134 "Graf Zeppelin AAR 10.10.99. Hobo: "Flying a Warbird to Heaven" (a song). fatbat.FT et al: Another you may be addicted to WB if ... Jan, glopuk: "A Dream That Can Last" (a song). "Lapwin" Sascha, Lapwin, others: EMC Fun Event: Why WB DOESN'T Get Boring. Bombom: Kokoda Trail Death Match Results. Hobo: "The Ballad Of Toad" (a song). Hobo: "Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Fly Warbirds" (another song). Toad, others: Il-2-6 Otto "Il-2 Otto" Kamel, carrot, EK: "Last one to the steps.."

• WING9911.HTM
  Busboy, others: Happy Halloween. vadr: The Prayer of Thrax. glopuk, many: What's Your Favorite Quote? Dune, Jokr, Bossan, others: "Celebrations and Remembrances" kamel, Carrot, EK, nicho: "Last One To The Step Buys The First Round" Iceman: "Iceman Takes A Vacation" Lizking, Toad, Carrot: Ode to a Ninja Warrior (AA Report). Toad: "Santa's Replacement" Lugnut: "On the wings of a black Dora death rode" Byheck, others: Happy Thanksgiving! Kozure, others: "A Stranger In The Cafe" Kozure: "The Day After" Flathat: "Getting To The Bottom Of It"

• WING9912.HTM
  Carrot, others: "The Matrix Box" Slipstream: What...Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Bozola: "Just another day in the Wingless" Bossan, Kergan, Dune, Bino, Jokr, Carrot, others: "Something wicked, this way comes..." Makofan: Historical Toad. Iceman, Toad: "Lady Hawk." Alleycat, Dslick, idri, more: Pink Fuzzy Bunny Slippers! Toad: Yodeling Hamsters. Kozure et al: "Discipline Returns to the Wingless" Iceman: "Iceman Sets Up Base" Lugnut, others: "It's pronounced Dweebenschtein..." bossan, others: "PRT Begins" Pjmy: iEN ANNOUNCES RPS CANCELLATION...DOA TO JOIN WARBIRDS!!! Kozure others: Haiku. Bozola, others: And now for something completely different. -raww-: "The loss of a wingman" (and a song) Lugnut: "How the Vulch stole Christmas" (a wondrous pome) Sascha: "Subtle Poetry: "Fr÷hliche Weihnachten vom JG 77" ac: Care and feeding of trolls. Iceman, others: "Christmas at the Wingless (or Santa comes calling)" Slipstream, others: On the first day of Christmas.... Idiamn: FM/Damage model/Otto of Santa's sleigh is porked!!! FIX IT NOW!! Corvet: What is the one thing that strikes fear into the LW? (and a song!) Corvet: 416 play: "Just for Laughs"